Laugh will make the relations strong...

wife:give me your phone for a second

husband:wait let me switch it on.

Delete video.

Delete picture.

Delete music.

Delete private folder.

Delete numbers

Delete sms.

Delete mms.

Delete what's app.

Delete out going calls.

Delete incoming calls.

Delete bbm.

Delete

Delete

Delete

Delete

Delete

Delete

Delete

FORMAT Memory card

here u go i have nothing to hide from u!!

wife: I just wanted to see the time


hahahaaaaaaaa..........

A white couple gets a black child.

Angry husband asks-you white,Me white.Why is baby black?

wife-you hot,me hot.Baby burnt!


Wife:our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work,why don't you do that?

husband:How can I?I don't even know her



wife 2 husband:Did u have any girlfriend before marriage?

Husband remains silent?

wife:what is the meaning of silence?

husband:wait...let me count...