Tuesday, 10 March 2015

If Husband is head of the family then, whats wife?

Wife to Husband: Where are you..?

Husband: In the Bank..

Wife: Get 42000 Rupees i want to buy new phone and 20000 Rupees for shopping


Husband: I am in Blood bank … will you drink my blood!


If Husband is head of the family then, whats wife?

Wife is the neck of the family, Which can turn the head anywhere…



Wife: Every time Cricket Cricket… I m leaving this place and going to my mom’s place

Husband: And you can see the best use of legs so far



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